New joke I’m learning:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.”

And so on.

The bartender pours two beers and says, “You guys need to know your limits.”1

 

Ba-doum tssss!

;] jokethyme!

 

1Found by me on this reddit thread. Thx bafael.